So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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