Dual....:-)
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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