no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Green mimosas i think yes
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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