Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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