Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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