I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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