They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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