i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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