Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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