this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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