Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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