VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Drake has all the answers
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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