what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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