Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He did a backflip because drugs
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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