quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm both gender and math confused
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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