My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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