Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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