just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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