New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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