: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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