He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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