i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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