if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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