How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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