Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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