i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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