Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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