I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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