Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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