I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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