I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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