Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Do vagina's smell?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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