I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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