if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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