Can i not drive my cunt home
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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