I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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