her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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