i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
