I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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