What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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