i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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