I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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