physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
