Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
