I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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