Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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