a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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