R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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