he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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