My brain says no but my pants say off.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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