Is it because I queefed?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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