Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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