Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
