To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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