Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
