If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
