We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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