I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
