he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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