Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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