I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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