Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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