Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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