Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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