Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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